Okay, sometimes I hear noises coming from my fridge. And not like the sound of the compressor turning on, but like of things falling over or moving. Sure, I could assume that it is just a random bag of asparagus falling over, but one day I am convinced that I am going to open my fridge and see something like this:
And will I panic?
No, I will just be stoked that a childhood fantasy has come true!
~The Office Scribe
Bonus points if eggs start jumping out of the carton and cooking themselves on my counter like I live in a Benihana!!!